Waiter, waiter, will the pancakes be long? No sir, round. |
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Waiter, waiter! This chicken only has one leg. Perhaps its been in a fight Sir. In that case bring me the winner!
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Waiter waiter there's a twig in my soup. Hold on Sir, I'll get the branch manager.
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Waiter, Waiter! I can't eat this chicken!Call the Manager! It's no good Sir, he won't eat it either!
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Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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Waiter, Waiter! There's no chicken in the chicken soup! That's alright Sir. There's no horse in the horseradish either!
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Waiter, waiter, what's wrong with these eggs? I don't know Sir, I only laid the table.
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Waiter, Waiter! there's a frog in my soup! Yes Sir, the fly's on holiday!
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Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like mud! I'm not surprised Sir, it was ground this morning!
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Waiter, Waiter! Do you have chicken legs? No Sir I always walk like this!
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Waiter, Waiter ! This fish is very rude! Yes Sir, it doesn't know its plaice. |
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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Don't worry Sir the frog will surface in a moment!
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Waiter, Waiter, do you serve lobster? Bring him in Sir, we're not fussy who we serve here!
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Waiter, Waiter there's a crocodile in my soup! Well sir you told me to make it snappy!
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Waiter, waiter this food's not fit for a pig! Sorry Sir, I'll get you some that is.
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Waiter, Waiter! There's a frog on my plate! Sorry Sir, it was toad in the hole you ordered wasn't it?
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