Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you'll see.

Knock ,knock.

Who's there?

Pugh.

Pugh who?

Help I'm going down the pugh hole!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Hippo.

Hippo who?

Hippo birthday to you, hippo birthday to you.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Gorilla.

Gorilla who?

Gorilla some cheese on toast please.

Knock, knock....

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock....

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock....

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Budgie.

Budgie who?

Budgie up I want to come in!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ali

Ali who?

Ali cat.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ape.

Ape who?

Apen the door I want in!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Gnu.

Gnu who?

Don't cry, it can't be that bad!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive here so, let me in!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Seagull.

Seagull who?

Seagull over there she wants to see you.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Janet.

Janet who?

Janet a big fish?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sarah.

Sarah who?

Sarah a doctor in the house?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Turkey

Turkey who?

Turkey to the right then it'll open!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bison.

Bison who?

Bison new handles these ones don't work!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Giraffe.

Giraffe who?

Giraffe anything to eat?  I'm starving!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive here so let me in!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and you'll find out!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Anna.

Anna who?

Another mosquito.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Wilma.

Wilma who?

Wilma supper be ready soon?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you'll see!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sarah.

Sarah who?

Sarah a doctor in the house?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Granny.

Granny who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Granny.

Granny who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Aunt.

Aunt who?

Aunt you glad I got rid of all those Grannies?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

No. Kangaroo!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Watson.

Watson who?

Watson television?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Shirley.

Shirley who?

Shirley I don't have to tell you!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Toby.

Toby who?

Toby or not toby that is the question.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Noise.

Noise who?

Noise to see you!

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