Where do cows go on holiday? Moo York.
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Why did the bull rush? Because he saw the cow slip.
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What did the farmer call the cow that failed to give him any milk? An udder failure.
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What is the quickest way to count a herd of cows? A cowculator.
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What did the bull say to the cow? When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
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What game do cows play at parties? Moosical chairs.
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What do you call a cow eating grass? A lawn mooer
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel? Lumpy milkshakes.
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
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What do you get if you sit under a cow? A pat on the head.
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What do you get if you cross a cow and an octopus? A cow that can milk itself.
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Why did the Roman chicken cross the road? Because she was afraid someone would Caesar.
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Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food? Because he was a little gobbler.
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What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog? Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers.
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What goes up in the air white and comes down yellow and white? An egg.
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What do geese watch on television? Duckumentaries.
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What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit? An egg.
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Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road? To see Gregory Peck.
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Why did the dirty chicken cross the road? For some fowl purpose.
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What happens when geese land in a volcano? They cook their own gooses.
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Why did the chicken cross the road at the fairground? To get to the other ride.
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When do ducks get up? At the quack of dawn.
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How do chickens dance? Chick to chick.
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Why can't ducks fly upside down? Because they would quack up.
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What kind of bird lays electric eggs? A battery hen.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick-layer.
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Why did the rooster refuse to fight? Because he was chicken.
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Why did the farmer call his rooster Robinson? Because he crew so.
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How does a sheep keep warm in winter? By central bleating.
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What do you call sheep that live together? Pen Friends.
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Where does a sheep go when he needs a haircut? A baa-baa shop.
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How do sheep keep warm in winter? Central bleating.
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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.
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Where does the sheep go when he needs a haircut? The baa- baa shop.
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What do you call a sheep with no legs or a head? A Cloud.
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Why did the sheep say moo? She was learning a foreign language.
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What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate? After Ewe. |
Why did the foal cough? Because he was a little horse.
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Why did the ram fall over the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn.
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What do you give a horse with a cold? Cough stirrup.
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What smells worse than a pig in a sty? Two pigs in a sty.
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What did the ram say to his girlfriend? I love Ewe.
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Why didn't the piglets listen to their father? Because he was a boar.
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What do you say if you see a flying pig? I see bacon is going up!
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What kind of tie does a pig wear? A Pig's tie.
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What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar.
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What has four legs and flies? A Pig. |
What's a pig's favourite ballet? Swine Lake.
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What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon.
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Why was the farmer hopping mad? Because someone had stood on his corn.
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Why is the farmer cruel? Because he pulls the corn by its ears.
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How do you find a lost rabbit?/ Make a noise like a carrot!
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