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What is the difference between The Lemon is yellow. |
With what words would Tusk, tusk!
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What's big and grey and mutters? A mumbo Jumbo.
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A man went into a restaurant and sat down. He
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What's the difference between a biscuit and an elephant?
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What do you get if an A flat mate!
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What do you get if you cross Great big holes all over Australia. |
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Why do elephants live in the jungle? They're too big to live in the house.
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What's big red and hides in a bush? An embarrassed elephant.
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How do you get rid Put it in a jumbo sale.
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Why do elephants lie down? They can't lie up. |
Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy wouldn't
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What's grey, has wings, The tusk fairy. |
What do you get if you cross Swimming trunks.
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Jack: Have a peanut. Jill:No thanks they're fattening. Jack:Fattening? Jill:Yes. Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
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Why couldn't the elephants go swimming?
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What's worse than an A porcupine on the rubber life raft.
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Why did the big game He got tired of carrying the decoys.
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How do you stop an elephant Tie a knot in his tail.
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What do you get if you cross A messy cage!
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Where is the elephants Tuscany. |
What was the elephant doing on the motorway? About five miles an hour!
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What do you give an exhausted elephant? Trunkquillizers. |
What's the difference
An elephant can have fleas
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How do you know if there's By the "E" on his pyjamas. |
How does an elephant He sits on a leaf and wait till autumn.
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What did the grape say when Nothing he just let out a little wine. |
What do you call
Anything you like
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Why is an elephant big,
Because if it were small,
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What time is it when an Time to get a new one.
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Why did the elephant tie So he wouldn't forget.
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What should you do if an elephant charges? Pay and run! |
What's big, grey, heavy and has 16 wheels? An elephant on roller skates!
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Where are elephants found? They're so big they're hardly ever lost! |
Why do elephants live in zoos? Because its cheaper than renting a house. |
What do elephants play Squash.
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What's the biggest ant in the world? Eleph-ant.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.
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Why did the elephant paint
He wanted to hide |
What do you call an A jumbo jet.
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When do elephants have 8 feet? When there are two of them.
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Which takes less time to get A Rooster, he only takes his comb.
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What's the difference between About 3,000 miles.
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What do you call an elephant Trunkated! |
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How do elephants dive Head first. |
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What did the hotel manager Pack your trunk and move out.
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What do you give an elephant with big feet. Big flippers. |
Which side of an elephant has the most skin? The outside. |
What's big and grey and loves curry? An Indian elephant. |
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What do you get if you cross Huge holes in the skirting board. |
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Why don't elephants eat penguins? Because they can't get the wrappers off! |
How do you know when an He takes out his credit cards.
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How many giraffes can you fit into a car? Four, two in the front and two in the back.
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Why did the elephant wear red shoes? His blue ones were at the menders! |
How many elephants can you fit in a car? None, its already full of giraffes! |
What's a jumbo jet? A flying elephant.
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Why do elephants have such big trunks? They have to travel all the way from Africa. |
Can an elephant jump Yes. A lamp-post can't jump.
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How do you get an Take the matches out first. |
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What did the river say Well I'll be damned! |
Why did the elephant
He was tired of
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Why can't an
Because he doesn't have |
Why do elephants paint
So they can hide upside
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How can you tell there is You can't shut the door.
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How do you know if an It's full of shelled peanuts. |
How can you tell an Footprints in the butter!
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Why didn't the elephant
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Why did the elephant To see if blonds had more fun. |
Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off!
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What do you get if you cross A sandwich that will never forget?
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What's big, wrinkled and green? An unripe elephant!
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What's big, grey, very very Cinderellaphant.
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How can you tell there's Your nose touches the ceiling!
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Why are elephants grey?
So they can't be mistaken |
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Why do elephants have trunks? Because they'd look silly with handbags!
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What has two tails, two trunks and five legs? An elephant with spare parts. |
How do you get an elephant into the car? Open the door.
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Why shouldn't you dance with an elephant? Because you'd end up with flat feet. |
How do you know an His tricycle is parked outside.
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What's grey and white An embarrassed elephant.
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Elephant trainer: My elephant
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