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	Irish sayings  Toasts
	and Blessings
	 
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	Fiona's Place /
	The Irish Connection
	 
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	 To the Blessings |  | 
    
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	 Sayings and
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	May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.
	 
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	May those who love us, love us. 
	 
	And for those who don't love us, 
	 
	May God turn their hearts. 
	 
	And if he can not turn their hearts,
	 
	 May he turn their ankles, 
	 
	So we may know them by their limping.
	 
	May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.
	 
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	There are good ships, and there are wood ships, the ships that sail the
	sea.
	 
	But the best ships are friendships, and may they always be.
	 
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	"May the sons of your daughters smile up in your face."
	 
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	May the enemies of Ireland never eat bread nor drink whiskey, 
	 
	but be afflicted with itching without the benefit of scratching
	 
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	May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.
	 
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	Here's to you and yours
	 
	And to mine and ours.
	 
	And if mine and ours 
	 
	Ever come across to you and yours,
	 
	I hope you and yours will do
	 
	As much for mine and ours
	 
	As mine and ours have done 
	 
	For you and yours!
	 
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	A toast to your coffin.
	 
	May it be made of 100 year old oak.
	 
	And may we plant the tree together, tomorrow.
	 
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	May God bring good health to your enemies enemies
	 
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	Friend of my soul, this goblet sip
	 
	'twill chase the pensive tear.
	 
	'Tis not so sweet as woman's lip
	 
	but oh, 'tis more sincere.
	 
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	I drink to your health when I'm with you,
	 
	I drink to your health when I'm alone,
	 
	I drink to your health so often,
	 
	I'm starting to worry about my own
	 
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	"May the dust of your carriage blind the eyes of your foe!"
	 
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	May you never forget what is worth remembering,
	 
	Or remember what is best forgotten.
	 
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	An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold on to one blade of
	 
	grass and not fall on the face of the earth.
	 
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	I have known many
	 
	liked not a few
	 
	loved only one
	 
	so this toast's for you
	 
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	St. Patrick was a gentleman, who thru strategy and stealth
	 
	Drove all the snakes from Ireland, Here's a toasting his health
	 
	But not too many lest you lose yourself and then
	 
	You forget the good St. Patrick and see those snakes again
	 
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	May you get all your wishes but one,
	 
	So you always have something to strive for.
	 
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	May there be a fox on your fishing hook 
	 
	and a hare on your bait
	 
	and may you kill no fish
	 
	 until St. Brigid's Day 
	 
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	Here's to our wives and girlfriends:
	 
	May they never meet!
	 
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	May the Lord keep you in His hand and never close His fist too tight.
	 
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	Here's to you as good as you are
	 
	and here's to me as bad as I am
	 
	As Good As you are and as bad as I am
	 
	I'm as Good as you are
	 
	As Bad As I am!
	 
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	May you have no frost on your Spuds,
	 
	No worms on your cabbage.
	 
	May your goat give plenty of milk.
	 
	If you inherit a donkey, may she be in foal. 
	 
	Don't walk in front of me I may not follow. 
	 
	Don't walk behind me I may not lead. 
	 
	Walk beside me And just be my friend.
	 
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	May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use.
	 
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	Here's to me, and here's to you,
	 
	And here's to love and laughter-
	 
	I'll be true as long as you,
	 
	And not one moment after.
	 
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	Health, and long life to you
	 
	Land without rent to you
	 
	The partner of your heart to you
	 
	and when you die, may your bones rest in Ireland! 
	 
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	Here's to Eve the mother of us all,
	 
	And here's to Adam who was Johnny on the spot when the leaf
	 
	began to fall.
	 
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	May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below
	never fall out.
	 
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	There are many good reasons for drinking,
	 
	One has just entered my head,
	 
	If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
	 
	How the hell can he drink when he's dead?
	 
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	May the saddest day of your future be no worse
	 
	Than the happiest day of your past.
	 
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	May you be in heaven 1/2 hour before the devil knows you're dead. 
	 
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	Here's to the bull that roams through the wood, 
	 
	and does all the heifer's so very much good, 
	 
	for if it was nay for him, and his little red rod,
	 
	there'd be none of here could eat steak by God. 
	 
	 
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	May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future.
	 
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	Catch the moments as they fly 
	 
	and use them as ye ought man, 
	 
	believe me happiness is shy
	 
	and comes not aye when sought man. 
	 
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	Here's to you, here's to me, the best of friends we'll always be. But
	if we
	 
	ever disagree, forget you here's to ME!!
	 
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	Ode to Beer Of
	 
	all my favorite things to do, The
	 
	utmost is to have a brew. My love grows for my
	 
	foamy friend, with each thirst-quenching elbow
	 
	bend. Beer's so frosty, smooth, and cold------
	 
	It's paradise----Pure liquid gold | Yes beer
	 
	means many things to me that's all for now -------I
	 
	gotta Pee
	 
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	Here's to your coffin...
	 
	May it be built of 100 year old oaks which I will plant tomorrow...
	 
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	Here's to the land of the Shamrock so green,
	 
	Here's to each Lad and his darlin Colleen,
	 
	Here's to the ones we love dearest and most.
	 
	May God bless ole Ireland, that's and Irish mans toast.
	 
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	May the horns of your cattle always touch heather.
	 
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	May your neighbors respect you,
	 
	Troubles neglect you,
	 
	The angels protect you,
	 
	And Heaven accept you.
	 
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	The future is not ours to know, and it may never be-
	 
	so let us live and give our best and give it lavishly!
	 
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	May all the giant hearts be tall as day, 
	 
	may all your winter nights be warm as may.
	 
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	May the love and protection St. Patrick can give - Be yours in abundance
	as
	 
	long as you live.
	 
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	May you fly straight to heaven,
	 
	But if you go to Hades,
	 
	May Lethe run with Guinness! 
	 
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	In Heaven there is no beer, that is why we drink it here.
	 
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	May you be rich in blessings, poor in misfortune,
	 
	Slow to make enemies, quick to make friends.
	 
	But rich or poor, slow or quick,
	 
	May you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.
	 
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	May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my Grandmothers teeth.
	 
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	Here's to a long life and a merry one.
	 
	A quick death and an easy one.
	 
	A pretty girl and an honest one.
	 
	A cold pint-- and another one!
	 
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	A Wedding Toast
	 
	 
	Here's to lying, cheating, stealing, and drinking.
	 
	If you lie, may you lie together.
	 
	If you cheat, may you cheat the devil.
	 
	If you steal, may you steal each other's hearts.
	 
	And if you drink, may we all drink to your happiness.
	 
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